crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america

but american gets freedom before everyone

but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

but freedom

kangaroos

REINDEERS

eight fucking days of presents

gets paid for going to school.

pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

You know those awesome moments like when exams are over and you open your assassins creed case and AC2 is in there as well?yeah those times are great. But then the evil lord Vishnu shows up and devours your first born and it kinda spoils the mood.

soundphase:

When you download songs with Japanese titles and they come out as ???????????.mp3

ironpatriotisstupid:

shipperwolf1:

Meanwhile, Coulson:

“This is my case file

I love this case file

No one else may touch my case file.”

i bet its steve’s

pastthemoonandthestars:

deal-with-it-you-twat:

kinghanalister:

uklunaodair:

fcukingchoke:

deeeeeeeeeeejackfrostaaaaaaaaaan:

jacklesloins:

firebolting:

perfectly normal, fuck yo ass straight-up much

omg

im done

Always reblog because reasons

THE NOTES

#swaggy potter

READ IT IN A BRITISH GANGSTERS VOICE GUYS

castayel:

goodplaidandugly:

datfandom:

goaskmalice:

furlabun:

deidiva:

kats-in-space:

m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell

fucking

yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

good

GLITTER POPCORN 

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

AHAHAHA THERE GOES MY BLOOD SUGAR OR WHATEVER SALT EFFECTS

THANK

Anyone else think the Winchester’s should use these?

They totally should

a ~fabulous~ way to keep demons away

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

creamedmyants:

iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE

Have you proposed to Katniss yet?

nevertakesamsfashionadvice:

spooky-sherlokian:

Genderbent Supernatural - because why the fuck not

Scarlett Johansson - Deanne Winchester
Jennifer Lawrence - Samantha Winchester 

SCREAMING

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

virginclub:

virginclub:

virginclub:

THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

WAIT THIS WAS MY POST